Latest Tweets:
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR
(Source: bulletbakas, via sara-jane-stormageddon)
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.
((Bonus points if smut))
Every so often I try this one again.
(Source: 0-koo-7, via rosaline-rambles-about-feels)
(Source: branaghing, via geowgie)
(Source: buffypratt, via the-salacious-slayer-confessions)
If I was a fictional character, who would I be?
you get my eternal love if you do this
(Source: humblemasteroftheuniverse, via signedwithanecks)
Reblog if you have boobs
piercethesirens-in-onedirection:
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
Hahahahaha
I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance
I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em
the notes tho
THE NOTES
(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via blackwingbecci)
