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bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.


Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.



I’ll waste the lot of you


Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!


NYET.


3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 


What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!


WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

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reparations:

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reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

image

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

image

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

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Reblog if you have boobs

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mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

Hahahahaha

I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance

I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em

the notes tho

THE NOTES

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